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Thank you,
Tim

To the laziest dish rag in America, here’s to you. - BW, Las Vegas

SOTU??? How about if you didn’t have your pet in a ridiculous dog wagon, you wouldn’t be a douche. If you wouldn’t have been in my company elevator, I wouldn’t have given my two weeks. - Brant, San Antonio

Thanks for the pic, Brant! We agree!

Turnpike, $21; Gas, $36; staring at a hoop jack for 179 miles; Priceless. Bret - TX

My Jewish roommate actually bought something. Hell is frozen. Guaranteed. - Bryan, Phoenix

Thank you for the pic, Bryan. While there are cheap people of every kind, we do appreciate the humor!!

Follower contest!! Get 25 of your friends to follow sneak attack on Twitter. For every 25 NEW friends that follow, receive a $25 gift card of your choice! How will we know they’re your friends? After following, they need to send us a public tweet with @yourname included. This will register the follower as yours. Anyone can win, there is no limit! sneakattack.me Share, laugh, win!

“Look at all these other dummies who walked to the train! #LOLOLOLOL, #memememememe…I’m a real maverick” - Bennett, Las Vegas

Thanks for the pic! Love the caption!

Follower contest!! Get 25 of your friends to follow sneak attack on Twitter. For every 25 NEW friends that follow, receive a $25 gift card of your choice! How will we know they’re your friends? After following, they need to send us a public tweet with @yourname included. This will register the follower as yours. Anyone can win, there is no limit! sneakattack.me Share, laugh, win!

Sneak Attack “best of the week” contest starts NOW and ends Friday at midnight. Best submitted sneak attack with caption wins! Get yours in to mysneakattack@gmail.com now! www.sneakattack.me - Share, Laugh, Win.

#1 “Earl, I’m telling you, there’s no way the meth lab is going to fit in the drive-thru. We’re gonna have to go in”

# 2 “Ah, I guess you’re right. Dammit, Dwayne.”

- Daniel Cornell, State College PA. Thanks for the pic, Dan!

Great hair, great jorts, great catch. - Sneak Attack, Laugh a little.

Want a free $5 iTunes record? Send your sneak attack to mysneakattack@gmail.com If we use it, we’ll gift you your record of choice. Is the record you want $6? Fine, we’ll buy it. First 5 will win. Contest is over at 6:30 ET. RT!!

Grown man babysitter.  - Judy, NY

Honestly Judy, this one disturbed us. Thanks for the pic!

Find the person that will be arrested for solicitation! - Kelly,

Win @punchlion’s new record, “So Nice to Meet You.” Easy 2 steps below:

1) RT this post.

2) Send your Sneak Attack, with a caption, to mysneakattack@gmail.com Not sure if you have a good picture? Find out, @ www.sneakattack.me

First 10 will win!!!!